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FAQ
Short answers. If yours isn't here, ask.
01 / Cotton, ink, sizes
The shirts
01How do I pick a size?
Each product page has a size guide next to the size picker. Check it against a tee you already like the fit of.
02What are they made of?
The materials for each shirt are listed on its product page.
03How do I wash it?
Generally: wash inside out, cold, and skip the dryer if you can. Printed graphics last longer that way.
04Why does it take 3–4 weeks?
Each shirt is printed to order, in small runs. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. It gets made, then it gets mailed. That takes about 3–4 weeks.
05Will you restock?
Each design is printed in runs. If a size's run fills up, the product page says so. Follow @nothingstupid for the next one.
02 / Money, mail
Orders
01How much is shipping and how long does it take?
Rates, regions and timelines are on Shipping & returns. The exact shipping cost is shown at checkout before you pay.
02Can I return or exchange something?
See Shipping & returns for the full policy.
03How do I pay?
Checkout is handled by Stripe. Your card details go straight to Stripe and never touch our servers. We get your order, your shipping address and your email so we can ship the shirt and tell you it shipped.
04Something's wrong with my order.
Email hello@example.com with your order number, or use the contact page.
03 / Allegedly
The incident
01Was he doing something stupid?
He says no.
02Is the scooter okay?
Most of it.
03Can my incident be a shirt?
Maybe. Tell us what happened.