Our story
Our
story
It starts with an electric scooter that had two speeds: walking speed and mach speed. Nothing in between.
01 / The incident
The incident
- 01He did the jumps.
- 02He hit the speeds.
- 03The scooter survived all of it.
- 04Then came a tiny bump.
- 05The rear wheel left.
- 06He was fine.
His first words
“i wasnt even doin nothin stupid”
02 / What this is
Shirts for the excuse after
Nothin Stupid makes graphic tees about questionable decisions, ridiculous accidents, and the things people say right after.
Every design starts with a real story. Somebody did something, it went about how you'd expect, and then they explained why it wasn't their fault.
Each shirt is printed after you order it, in small runs. When a run is done, the next incident takes its place.
Printed to order. Ships in about 3–4 weeks.
03 / Helmets
Every drop buys helmets for riders who can't get one.
Because tiny bumps happen.
Part of every shirt goes to scooter and bike helmets, handed out locally. We post photos when they're delivered.
04 / Submit your incident
Got a story?
If you have one that ends with “I was barely even doing anything,” we'd like to hear it. Questionable decisions. Excellent stories.
Tell us what happened